IF YOU BECAME DICTATOR OF AUSTRALIA WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?
if i was the master lord of australia this is what i would do * pull out of all the wars Australia's in * legalese the weed * change the flag to a finger flipping the bird * start making nukes millions of them i mean dig out Ayers rock * round up all the whinging poms and turn them into a slave labour squadron to build a massive bridge to new zealand * round up and the new zealand dole bulge rs and make them march over back to new zealand * then invade new zealand and turn the population into a slave Caste to breed sheep and such * send my whinging pom slave squadron up the NT and have hundreds of oil rigs built and pump all the oil out of the timor sea * threaten indonesia with nuclear holocaust and fund terror/ separatist groups in indo to destroy the country into a group of million waring islands * take over the papua island and turn it into a mega cannabis plantation * sit back and watch the money flow in * kill any rednecked aussie that disagrees with me what would you do? sorry the killed all you nazis in my first purge
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Lead a coup d'état to forcibly remove you!
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LMAO @ kill any red-necked Aussie that disagrees with me :)) I would ; Make it compulsory that everybody has a year working at some crappy low paying job where they will be abused by nasty customers such as working in a fast food join, wiping old peoples backsides, cleaning toilets or washing dishes. Abolish HECS for professions where we have a desperate shortage such as nurses, doctors, teachers ect and pay for people wanting to do these degrees if they go and work in a community where their skills are needed in country areas for 3 years once they have completed their degree Lock up Eddie Mcguire and throw away the key...ditto Daryl Sommers Ban cricket Cease all government funding to arts and sport for 5 years and put all that money in to hospitals and schools instead. the way I see it, if you are talented you will make it anyway.
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Seems like you have a pretty solid plan. What this Yank finds disturbing is what you're doing to the little Pomeranian puppies. I mean, all those poor little Poms............
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Create the worlds biggest detention center
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Push legislation to ensure a dictatorship will never occur again and then step down.
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1. Stop the Islamic Invasion, start sinking boats. One would do and the rest would get the message. Deport all the Islamic agitators. 2. Stop paying out money to people who refuse to work. 3. Stop paying out money to NZ citizens living in OZ who refuse to work. 4. Have the government take back control of WATER and Electricity. 5. Force the TV stations to stop showing American SOAP and talk shows. 6. Force the TV stations to have truth in advertising. Make the commercials tell the truth. 7. BAN 1-900 telephone numbers. They are the biggest con on TV. 8. Research and develop the new type of Nuclear Power that does not have a waste product. The Chinese are currently working on it.
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deport non-contributors like lebos and sudos
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if i was an australian dictator i would create a 45 hour work week cap reintroduce the death penalty strengthen trade ties with China and Japan raise taxes on large businesses and high income earners and share the money between schools,hospitals and the under Privileged legalize medical marijuana legalize same sex Marriage strengthen ties with Indonesia build up military power turn the banks,communication companies and transport companies into the hands of the state treat an attack on New Zealand as if it were an attack against us strengthen military alliance with the USA and the UK then after that i would appoint a tempory head of government and declare an election once a prime minister was elected i would declare myself as a constitutional figure head
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Dreamer The bridge would never get built, you are a pack of lazy buggars If you are planning an invasion, I can give you the phone number but we turn the lights out at 10pm so if not here by then you will have to wait till tomorrow
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power to the ppl! yeah
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Force Gillard to publicly admit she is a lesbian.We already know she is an Athiest and Communist it's just that Aussies love a Trifecta. Execute all the Bank CEO's Burn Lakemba to the ground and start again. Execute anyone at Channel 9 who insist we watch tennis all day long. Invite everyone to a huge party in Tassie --the theme? Martin Bryant being strung up as the main event. Sieze all assets of current and past politicians as the proceeds of crime. Execute all past pollies instead of paying them gazillions to do jack all Deport EVERY non English speaker. Give all Customs and Quarantine airport staff guns with orders to shoot the lying sods who rock up with drugs that end up in our kids hands Outlaw Macquarie Bank for its Sydney airport parking rort Execute the 3rd world no hopers who walk down our streets spitting all over the place Take Warney's phone away Execute that Budget Direct chick--she gives us all the shits Employ 20 000 homophobes as the worlds largest baseball team and start batting practise on Mardi Gras night Tell that idiot Kim Jong and his moron son in Korea to piss off Call it--Ayers Rock-- again Formally acknowledge VB as a great drop and say 'sorry' for taking so long Tell Chapelle the Mazda 6 is a car and not the people in the next cell Encourage all Queenslanders to mutiny as long as Bligh is in charge Never again allow fashion plate ex yanks as Premiers(who will ever admit to voting for a dumb blonde?) Only serve Vegemite sangers as snack food at airports, anyone doesnt like them, gets deported Put ALL Labour Politicians in public housing in western sydney and make THEM go to work by train! Bury Political Correctness so deep we will wonder why we ever bothered with it in the first place Manufacture in Australia---yeah right Allow bacon and pork kebabs Let mum and dad smack thier kids and never have another snot nosed y generation Re open Yahoo message boards Make it so that Indian students get a decent education--in India Introduce the public flogging of cab drivers who dont make the grade--that'll employ the entire Centrelink customer base Aaaaggghhh what's the use, ur better off going to New Zealand
